Updated: 4:40 p.m. PT August 1st, 2008

I was recently people-watching at Body English, and saw something absolutely horrific trying to make it’s way over to the bar and order a drink. It had ghastly hair, a fluffy white veil on its head, blinking genitals, a wired corset dress, 8” tall hooker boots, and was surrounded by a pack of silly-looking friends who looked like the 80's had thrown up on them and forced them to wear hideous looking bridesmaid dresses.

While I wouldn’t have wished this upon my worst enemy, one of this poor girl’s “friends” apparently decided that going out in public dressed like complete idiots would be a fantastic way to celebrate her Holy Matrimony.

While these ladies looked like they were probably making the best of the situation and having a decent time, it is the unfortunate cases such as this that have helped to rank bachelorette parties high on the list amongst the most-annoying things that many people will run across in Vegas nightclubs.

Doormen hate most bachelorette parties because they find themselves in a frustrating catch 22. Sure you have a group of girls coming into your nightclub, but they all look pretty stupid and one of them is usually fat and blinking.

Bartenders hate bachelorette parties because the group of girls lands on their bar like a flock of cackling pigeons, waddling their way around trying to sucker guys into buying them drinks.

Both the bachelorette and her own friends hate bachelorette parties because they feel obligated to squeeze into something stupid and make a big spectacle all the while suddenly finding themselves sympathizing with the cat that Grandma forced into a sweater last year at Christmas dinner.

In spite of how absolutely amazing it was to have a bird’s eye view of the bachelorette party at Body English making their way around the club (especially since her best friend, the one who we can all assume planned the whole stupid thing, was dressed in a bright pink prom dress making her just as easy to spot in the crowd), I only wish that I could have reached these poor misguided souls before their night went so terribly wrong. It didn’t have to be this way.

Much like our well-known ‘don’t wear sunglasses to a nightclub’ campaign of 2007, it is time to help spread the word to those who are charged with the responsibility of planning one of these parties that they can go out and have a great time without buying into the whole stereotypically stupid bachelorette party traditions.

Keep it classy.
You can find something subtle, yet noticeable, that everyone in the group can do to show that you are all there together and that it’s probably a bachelorette party. Some of the better ones that I have seen have been where the friends dress in similar darker colors, and the bachelorette simply dresses in a lighter color while featuring something minimal like a flower in her hair, or even a very uncomplicated veil. This is so much better, in almost every way, and still allows for all the public attention, free drinks, togetherness of the group, etc.

Plan ahead.
Talk to the bachelorette and find out what all she is interested in doing, and then make any necessary show or dinner reservations. Assuming that you have followed the above advice in ‘keeping it classy,’ nightclub management company Light Group (JET, The Bank, Mist, Caramel) even has an entire bachelorette coordination program that offers $55 fixed-menu dinner specials at their restaurants, and then will have a VIP host walk the group, free of charge, into any of their pool parties or nightclubs.

To request more information on Light Group’s bachelorette program, contact Jeanette by phone at 702-693-8300, or by e-mail at JIV@LightLV.com.

Actress and model Shana Moakler talks with us by phone about her involvement in the Broadway show 'Pieces of Ass' which comically highlights the hidden plight of women everywhere.

Jack Colton: How did you get involved in the Pieces of Ass project?

Shana Moakler: Brian Howie, the director of the show, called me and asked me if I would be interested, and then I had a couple of other friends who are cast members of the show ask me if I wanted to be involved. I thought it would be a lot of fun to do something live. Of course, I’ve done talks shows and game shows in the past that were in front of a live audience, but never anything that would count as a ‘Broadway performance.’

JC: How was the transition going from the type of entertainment and acting experience that you have had in the past into that of a live stage performance?

SM: Yea, I definitely think it is a different kind of performance. But it all comes down to what you are able to bring to it as you are interacting with the audience. The good thing about Pieces of Ass is that we really encourage the audience to become a part of the show by getting involved, screaming things out, showing their emotions, etc. It takes a little while to get used to that, but, after I did, I loved it!

JC: Courtney was telling about how each of the cast members interact, how most everyone seems to get a long, how there are no catfights, etc.

SM: You know, the girls are all really cool, they each go up and tell a different story and a different personal experience to share with the audience. Since we all know how terrifying it can be to go up and there and open yourself like that, we all are very good about supporting each other so that the show does well and the audience has a good time.

JC: It is always helpful to have a good support system, I can imagine.

SM: Absolutely. We all have a lot of fun back stage, actually, laughing and playing. It’s a lot of fun!

JC: As the ‘Center-Piece’ of the show, what do you feel that you are able to bring to the show that is different from some of the ones in the past?

SM: You know, I’ve been asked that question before, and it is just really hard to pinpoint. I am who I am, and they are who are. Some of the other girls are sharing real-life experiences, but at the same time some of the still have a habit of getting into a character of some sort. A lot of people have questions about me pertaining to tabloids, gossip, and what they may have heard somewhere. I like being able to show a different side of myself that people might not know, but at the same time to still be fun and entertaining for people.

JC: Last question, what is the best thing that you have had an audience member, or fan of the show, come up to you and say that really made you think, “you know, this is why I am doing this?”

SM: You know, I had someone come up to me at the last show in L.A. to tell me that they specifically came to the show so that they could see me because they felt that I was very inspiring to them, they loved that I spoke my mind, and that they loved that I was a mother and that I was still out doing what I was doing in such a fun and cool way. I thought, “wow, that is exactly what I wanted someone to get out of this and they did.”

 

INTERESTING HEADLINES IN THE LOCAL NEWS:

Something is finally being done with Jay-Z’s Las Vegas 40/40 Club.

First off, thank God. The Las Vegas 40/40 club has been a total disaster from the start, both operationally and in actual the execution of the venue. According to this article, Jay-Z’s folks are in talks with Sands Corp (Venetian) about converting the failed nightclub into more of a sports book – which is an amazing idea and should have been done since day one.

For those of you who haven’t yet been to the Las Vegas 40/40 Club, which would probably be most everyone reading this, the venue is absolutely gorgeous and is perfectly designed for watching any kind of sports event game. However, it is for this exact reason that it was NOT a good design for a nightclub. What girl wants to dance with their man while he is preoccupied with 100’s of televisions playing the Lakers game? Just sayin…

Socialite Paris Hilton "thinks" that she is opening a Vegas nightclub.

If they do this correctly, as in, not simply relying on Paris Hilton’s celebrity status for an assumed success, this could actually be something kind of cool for Las Vegas nightlife. In her interview with In Touch Weekly, Paris said “I think I found a really good space, but I can’t tell anyone, it’s not trademarked yet.” While I haven’t heard a peep about this from any of the nightlife management companies here, there are a few possibilities that one could ponder. Would a Paris Hilton club possibly be at the Palms due to her friendship with Palms casino owner George Maloof? Possibly added to PURE Management’s (PURE, LAX, Audigier) lineup since she and her sister have had such a long-standing working relationship with the company? Or even at the Hard Rock since her boyfriend Benji Madden is a part owner of Wasted Space? Hmmmm....

Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham say THEY are opening up a Vegas nightclub.

Have they been hanging out with Paris Hilton? Australia’s Herald Sun reports that Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham are going into business together for a Vegas restaurant / club / lounge / casino “Beso II.” Hopefully it isn’t supposed to be in Echelon!

$4.8 Billion Dollar Echelon Project Halted.

I was recently dining at the Capital Grille inside Fashion show mall when I noticed that something kind of important was missing down the street at the Echelon construction site – construction workers. Even though ground had already been broken, and about 12 stories of one of the buildings had already been built, Boyd Gaming and Morgan Group have put the mega-resort on hold “temporarily” until the economic market improves. News of the delay immediately caused Boyd Gaming’s stock value to sky rocket.

Man wins discrimination case against LVAC.

There have been a number of cases recently of men suing places because they feel they were unfairly discriminated against, and one of them actually won this week. The Nevada Equal Rights Commission has determined the Las Vegas Athletic Club was discriminating when it offered free enrollment at its gyms to women and not men, and everyone is wondering how that might possibly change policies at Las Vegas nightclubs. Will the days of ladies nights, girls lines, and cover charge discrepancies soon be numbered? That could really make nightclubs bland. Fortunately, Alan Feldman, an MGM Mirage spokesman, tells Steve Friess that they will not be changing their policies in any way and continues to explain “Taken to its logical conclusion, the decision calls into question such practices as charging different prices for seniors or children at movies or attractions, such as museums or amusement parks.”

Last chance to get your tickets now on sale for Playboy’s Midsummer Night’s Dream at the Palms!

The Midsummer Night's Dream Party, also known as the Midsummer's party, is an annual celebrity-filled event held at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles on the first Saturday in August, and continues two weeks later at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. This year the Las Vegas edition of Midsummers falls on Saturday, August 16th, begging the question, is there a better way to stimulate your good sense than by spending an evening surrounded by gorgeous women in lingerie?

Purchase your tickets in advance online. Costume and / or mask mandatory for all event guests.

You DO NOT want to miss this party. You can come to Tao Nightclub...in a swimsuit!

JackColton.com is proudly hosting one of the coolest parties to hit the Las Vegas Strip in quite some time, and you don’t want to miss it! Thursday, August 28th, HEATWAVE: The World’s Greatest Indoor Beach Party invites clubgoers to come to Tao Nightclub (not to be confused with Tao Beach) dressed in swimwear. Yes, this means that the typically strict dresscodes of Tao Nightclub will be ignored for one night only and you will actually be encouraged to show up in a swimsuit, bikini, or swim trunks (It’s up to you on the Speedos).

All locals who come in costume will enjoy OPEN BAR until midnight.

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There is a reason that everyone hates the bachelorette parties. And you don't have to be a part of it!
Shana Moakler takes a break from creating gossip headlines to give us an interview about her involvement in Pieces of Ass.
Headlines that you should know about!
Tickets for Playboy's Midsummer's party on now on sale!
JackColton.com now featured every month in World Poker Tour Magazine.
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