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Updated: 4:40 p.m. PT August 1st, 2008
I was recently people-watching at Body English,
and saw something absolutely horrific trying to make it’s
way over to the bar and order a drink. It had ghastly hair,
a fluffy white veil on its head, blinking genitals, a wired
corset dress, 8” tall hooker boots, and was surrounded
by a pack of silly-looking friends who looked like the 80's
had thrown up on them and forced them to wear hideous looking
bridesmaid dresses.

While
I wouldn’t have wished this upon my worst enemy, one
of this poor girl’s “friends” apparently
decided that going out in public dressed like complete idiots
would be a fantastic way to celebrate her Holy Matrimony.

While
these ladies looked like they were probably making the best
of the situation and having a decent time, it is the unfortunate
cases such as this that have helped to rank bachelorette
parties high on the list amongst the most-annoying things
that many people will run across in Vegas
nightclubs.
Doormen
hate most bachelorette parties because they find themselves
in a frustrating catch 22. Sure you have a group of girls
coming into your nightclub, but they all look pretty stupid
and one of them is usually fat and blinking.
Bartenders
hate bachelorette parties because the group of girls lands
on their bar like a flock of cackling pigeons, waddling
their way around trying to sucker guys into buying them
drinks.
Both
the bachelorette and her own friends hate bachelorette parties
because they feel obligated to squeeze into something stupid
and make a big spectacle all the while suddenly finding
themselves sympathizing with the cat that Grandma forced
into a sweater last year at Christmas dinner.
In spite
of how absolutely amazing it was to have a bird’s
eye view of the bachelorette party at Body English
making their way around the club (especially since her best
friend, the one who we can all assume planned the whole
stupid thing, was dressed in a bright pink prom dress making
her just as easy to spot in the crowd), I only wish that
I could have reached these poor misguided souls before their
night went so terribly wrong. It didn’t have to be
this way.
Much
like our well-known ‘don’t
wear sunglasses to a nightclub’ campaign of 2007,
it is time to help spread the word to those who are charged
with the responsibility of planning one of these parties
that they can go out and have a great time without buying
into the whole stereotypically stupid bachelorette party
traditions.

Keep
it classy.
You can find something subtle, yet noticeable, that everyone
in the group can do to show that you are all there together
and that it’s probably a bachelorette party. Some
of the better ones that I have seen have been where the
friends dress in similar darker colors, and the bachelorette
simply dresses in a lighter color while featuring something
minimal like a flower in her hair, or even a very uncomplicated
veil. This is so much better, in almost every way, and still
allows for all the public attention, free drinks, togetherness
of the group, etc.


Plan
ahead.
Talk to the bachelorette and find out what all she is interested
in doing, and then make any necessary show or dinner reservations.
Assuming that you have followed the above advice in ‘keeping
it classy,’ nightclub management company Light Group
(JET, The Bank, Mist, Caramel) even has an entire bachelorette
coordination program that offers $55 fixed-menu dinner specials
at their restaurants, and then will have a VIP host walk
the group, free of charge, into any of their pool parties
or nightclubs.
To
request more information on Light Group’s bachelorette
program, contact Jeanette by phone at 702-693-8300, or by
e-mail at JIV@LightLV.com.


Actress
and model Shana Moakler talks with us
by phone about her involvement in the Broadway show 'Pieces
of Ass' which comically highlights the hidden plight
of women everywhere.

Jack
Colton: How
did you get involved in the Pieces of Ass project?
Shana
Moakler: Brian Howie, the director of the show,
called me and asked me if I would be interested, and then
I had a couple of other friends who are cast members of
the show ask me if I wanted to be involved. I thought
it would be a lot of fun to do something live. Of course,
I’ve done talks shows and game shows in the past
that were in front of a live audience, but never anything
that would count as a ‘Broadway performance.’
JC:
How was the transition going from the type of
entertainment and acting experience that you have had
in the past into that of a live stage performance?
SM:
Yea, I definitely think it is a different kind
of performance. But it all comes down to what you are
able to bring to it as you are interacting with the audience.
The good thing about Pieces of Ass is that we really encourage
the audience to become a part of the show by getting involved,
screaming things out, showing their emotions, etc. It
takes a little while to get used to that, but, after I
did, I loved it!
JC:
Courtney was telling about how each of the cast
members interact, how most everyone seems to get a long,
how there are no catfights, etc.
SM:
You know, the girls are all really cool, they each go
up and tell a different story and a different personal
experience to share with the audience. Since we all know
how terrifying it can be to go up and there and open yourself
like that, we all are very good about supporting each
other so that the show does well and the audience has
a good time.
JC:
It is always helpful to have a good support system,
I can imagine.
SM:
Absolutely. We all have a lot of fun back stage, actually,
laughing and playing. It’s a lot of fun!
JC:
As the ‘Center-Piece’ of the show,
what do you feel that you are able to bring to the show
that is different from some of the ones in the past?
SM:
You know, I’ve been asked that question
before, and it is just really hard to pinpoint. I am who
I am, and they are who are. Some of the other girls are
sharing real-life experiences, but at the same time some
of the still have a habit of getting into a character
of some sort. A lot of people have questions about me
pertaining to tabloids, gossip, and what they may have
heard somewhere. I like being able to show a different
side of myself that people might not know, but at the
same time to still be fun and entertaining for people.
JC:
Last question, what is the best thing that you
have had an audience member, or fan of the show, come
up to you and say that really made you think, “you
know, this is why I am doing this?”
SM:
You know, I had someone come up to me at the last show
in L.A. to tell me that they specifically came to the
show so that they could see me because they felt that
I was very inspiring to them, they loved that I spoke
my mind, and that they loved that I was a mother and that
I was still out doing what I was doing in such a fun and
cool way. I thought, “wow, that is exactly what
I wanted someone to get out of this and they did.”


INTERESTING
HEADLINES IN THE LOCAL NEWS:

Something
is finally being done with Jay-Z’s Las Vegas
40/40 Club.
First
off, thank God. The Las Vegas 40/40 club has been a total
disaster from the start, both operationally and in actual
the execution of the venue. According to this article, Jay-Z’s
folks are in talks with Sands Corp (Venetian) about converting
the failed nightclub into more of a sports book –
which is an amazing idea and should have been done since
day one.
For
those of you who haven’t yet been to the Las Vegas
40/40 Club, which would probably be most everyone reading
this, the venue is absolutely gorgeous and is perfectly
designed for watching any kind of sports event game. However,
it is for this exact reason that it was NOT a good design
for a nightclub. What girl wants to dance with their man
while he is preoccupied with 100’s of televisions
playing the Lakers game? Just sayin…

Socialite
Paris Hilton "thinks" that she is opening a Vegas
nightclub.
If they
do this correctly, as in, not simply relying on Paris Hilton’s
celebrity status for an assumed success, this could actually
be something kind of cool for Las Vegas nightlife. In her
interview with In Touch Weekly, Paris said “I think
I found a really good space, but I can’t tell anyone,
it’s not trademarked yet.” While I haven’t
heard a peep about this from any of the nightlife management
companies here, there are a few possibilities that one could
ponder. Would a Paris Hilton club possibly be at the Palms
due to her friendship with Palms casino owner George Maloof?
Possibly added to PURE Management’s (PURE,
LAX, Audigier) lineup
since she and her sister have had such a long-standing working
relationship with the company? Or even at the Hard
Rock since her boyfriend Benji Madden
is a part owner of Wasted Space? Hmmmm....

Eva
Longoria and Victoria Beckham say THEY are opening
up a Vegas nightclub.
Have
they been hanging out with Paris Hilton? Australia’s
Herald Sun reports that Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham
are going into business together for a Vegas restaurant
/ club / lounge / casino “Beso II.” Hopefully
it isn’t supposed to be in Echelon!

$4.8
Billion Dollar Echelon Project Halted.
I was
recently dining at the Capital Grille inside Fashion show
mall when I noticed that something kind of important was
missing down the street at the Echelon construction site
– construction workers. Even though ground had already
been broken, and about 12 stories of one of the buildings
had already been built, Boyd Gaming and Morgan Group have
put the mega-resort on hold “temporarily” until
the economic market improves. News of the delay immediately
caused Boyd Gaming’s stock value to sky rocket.

Man
wins discrimination case against LVAC.
There
have been a number of cases recently of men suing places
because they feel they were unfairly discriminated against,
and one of them actually won this week. The Nevada Equal
Rights Commission has determined the Las Vegas Athletic
Club was discriminating when it offered free enrollment
at its gyms to women and not men, and everyone is wondering
how that might possibly change policies at Las Vegas nightclubs.
Will the days of ladies nights, girls lines, and cover charge
discrepancies soon be numbered? That could really make nightclubs
bland. Fortunately, Alan Feldman, an MGM Mirage spokesman,
tells Steve Friess that they will not be changing their
policies in any way and continues to explain “Taken
to its logical conclusion, the decision calls into question
such practices as charging different prices for seniors
or children at movies or attractions, such as museums or
amusement parks.”

Last
chance to get your tickets now on sale for Playboy’s
Midsummer Night’s Dream at the Palms!

The
Midsummer Night's Dream Party, also known as the Midsummer's
party, is an annual celebrity-filled event held at the Playboy
Mansion in Los Angeles on the first Saturday in August,
and continues two weeks later at the Palms Hotel in Las
Vegas. This year the Las Vegas edition of Midsummers falls
on Saturday, August 16th, begging the question,
is there a better way to stimulate your good sense than
by spending an evening surrounded by gorgeous women in lingerie?
Purchase
your tickets in advance online.
Costume and / or mask mandatory for all event guests.

You
DO NOT want to miss this party. You can come to Tao Nightclub...in
a swimsuit!

JackColton.com
is proudly hosting one of the coolest parties to hit the
Las Vegas Strip in quite some time, and you don’t
want to miss it! Thursday, August 28th, HEATWAVE: The World’s
Greatest Indoor Beach Party invites clubgoers to come to
Tao Nightclub (not to be confused with Tao Beach) dressed
in swimwear. Yes, this means that the typically strict dresscodes
of Tao Nightclub will be ignored for one night only and
you will actually be encouraged
to show up in a swimsuit, bikini, or swim trunks (It’s
up to you on the Speedos).
All
locals who come in costume will enjoy OPEN BAR until midnight.

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Whether
you live in Las Vegas, are a seasoned visitor, or are just
looking to find out who the hell to book a table reservation
through, the JackColton.com nightclub host guide is a outstanding
resource as it lists the name, email address, and direct
contact number for hosts at most major nightclub venues.


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Shana
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