

It
is important to remember the obvious: Las Vegas nightclubs base
much of their reputations on who has the highest numbers of gorgeous
girls on the other side of the velvet rope. After all, hot girls
attract men who will drop plenty of cash to impress them, and
often times girls tend to feel more comfortable being around more
girls. Let’s call it safety in numbers. Keeping this in
mind - if you are a group of guys without a table reservation,
you’ve got some work to do.
A
few things to ALWAYS keep
in mind....
Contacting someone who works directly for the club
before you get there is your absolute best bet.
When approaching a nightclub doorman, you want to balance being
aggressive with keeping your cool. It is just as important to
make him interested in helping you as it is getting his attention.
Don’t act like a jackass, he doesn’t care “who
you know.”
Often times the actual line isn’t as bad as it looks, so
don’t rule out the possibility of just sticking it out.

Having someone you can simply text message when you get to the
nightclub is always the ideal situation.
If you have the luxury of a little lead time before you get to
Las Vegas, take a moment to contact promoters and / or hosts who
work directly for the nightclubs you are looking to check out
(you can find most of their contact
information on our website or search around on MySpace
or Facebook.com).
Even if you aren’t looking to book table service, a simple
e-mail:
“Hey, I got your contact information from _______. My
friends and I, __ guys and ___ girls, are coming to town on ___
date and were looking to come into your nightclub. Do you have
an available guestlist for that night, and is there anything I
can do to avoid waiting in line?”
Related
Guides: JackColton.com Host
Contacts, Guest
Lists, VegasStubs.com
Nightlife Savings Kits.

In a town where appearance is ‘almost’ everything,
the better you look - the faster you will get in. And while getting
last minute plastic surgery to straighten that nose and hide some
belly fat may be out of the question, ensuring that everyone in
your group is fashionably dressed and within the nightclub’s
stated dress code [view guide] will serve wonders towards helping
the doorman help you. After all, his managers are watching his
every move. Oh, and make sure everyone brought their ID.

Related
Guides: JackColton.com Guide
to Vegas Nightlife Dress Codes.

If you are in a large group of friends that may have a few too
many guys in it for most people’s taste, you will want to
break into smaller groups of two (2) or three (3) guys and start
keeping a look out for groups of girls that you might be able
to merge with. This can help you in two ways, 1) for getting in
faster and 2) for possibly finding some new ‘friends’
for the evening. Think about it. You are standing in close proximity
in a relatively bright and quiet place to virtually the same crowd
that you will be inside a fast-paced loud club with. Not only
can you see girls in natural light (which can be a huge difference
when you add club lights and a few drinks in your system), but
this is a perfect chance for you to approach them without sounding
like a complete sleazebag. A good line would be “I’m
here with four of my friends, and we all can get in quicker if
we have some girls with us. We will deal with the doormen, would
you and your friends like to get in quicker?” More often
than not (unless they are locals), they will be more than happy
to join your team.

You will usually want to speak only with the doorman that is holding
the clipboard as most clubs only have one or two who actually
handle the ropes. Regardless, fight your way to the nearest doorman
that isn't totally bogged down and make sure to keep your new
found female friends proudly on display towards the front of your
group.


You need to remember that nightclub doormen cater to everyone
from the owners of Google, to the people who grace the covers
of every major magazine in the world. With that in mind, it's
a pretty safe bet that they aren’t going to waste time listening
to the same tired “don’t you know who I am...I’m
going to have your job speech." Nobody cares. You'll attract
more bees with honey and find a lot more luck in respectfully
asking them "Hello, We have 4 girls and 5 guys in our group.
About how long is the wait tonight?"
Best.
Doorman. Line. EVER:
I ran into Tom from MySpace a couple of
years ago inside Body English and he asked me to help him get
his friends into the club. We walked back out of the club and
found his 5 guy friends before I flagged Jason Habel down to stamp
their wrists and help get them in. Noticing the penis heavy group,
Jason jokes to Tom “You have 100,000,000 friends and you
can’t bring any girls to the club?” Again, most doorman
don’t care who you are - if they don’t know you.


For legal reasons, our advertisers won’t allow us to go
into great detail over tipping doorman to skip the line since
some nightclubs forbid it and most all of them won’t allow
anyone to talk about it openly. Still, “taking care of people”
is the foundation of Las Vegas, so it is always in your best interest
to be upfront and ask the person you are talking to if tipping
is allowed. Most anyone will be honest with you when you are talking
to them in person and, even if they aren’t allowed to take
tips, you certainly won’t be offending them.
Once
you are inside….
Once on the other side of the rope, if you combined with girls
to get in quicker you should certainly take advantage of the situation
and ask them if you can buy a round of drinks. One of three things
will happen: You will have found your ‘companions’
for the night, they will stick around long enough to bilk you
for a few free drinks, or they will “head to the bathroom”
as a group never to be seen again. Either way, you and your friends
aren’t waiting in line anymore... | JC



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