
Updated: 4:27a.m. PT July 21st, 2008
For
those of us who regularly work and play in the Las Vegas Nightclub
industry partying, quite literally, is a full time job. On Monday,
July 28th, JackColton.com and JET
Nightclub will be hosting our semi-annual Las Vegas nightlife
industry appreciation party "9 to 5: Because Partying is
a full time job." We will be providing lunch boxes complete
with everything that you will need to survive the typical office
day within Las Vegas nightlife (of course, think booze and hangover
remedies), as well as $5,000.00
to the winners of of our below "Employee of the Month"
contest!





It
comes as absolutely no surprise when they are often the ones to
be found missing from time-to-time throughout the day, and it
remains no small coincidence that co-workers are complaining that
a pile of heavy boxes "somehow" managed to block the
supply room door…..from the inside. When they are
finally discovered the look on their face is absolutely priceless
as they will forever be known as the person at work who is Most
Likely to be Caught Hooking Up in the Supply Room!
FINAL
RESULTS:
Jason
Versace: 68 Votes (17%)
Stephen Tomes: 109 Votes (27%)
Dennis Charles: 46 Votes (12%)
Jarad Garcia: 114 Votes (29%)
Chris Coletta: 61 Votes (15%)


An
expansion here….a reduction there. It isn’t exactly
a daytime lunch with a client from Cleveland, but the IRS really
doesn’t seem to mind as they expect this person to be the
one who is Most Likely To Have Breast Implants Written Off
On Their Taxes.
FINAL
RESULTS:
Hali
Tender: 51 Votes (9%)
Larson Legris: 75 Votes (14%)
Guy Wilson: 48 Votes (9%)
Lance Sherman: 9 Votes (2%)
Joe Tepee: 22 Votes (4%)
Kim Martin: 276 Votes (51%)
Andrea Duran: 52 Votes (10%)
Krista Cuffe: 11 Votes (2%)


It
might simply be for pleasure, or even a combination of the incidental
perks, but the rumors start flying when you constantly find them
flirting with their superiors and getting called in for "emergency
meetings" for even the tiniest of matters. Clocking in-and-out
of work takes a whole new meaning, for they are the one Most
Likely To Be Sleeping With The Boss.
FINAL
RESULTS:
Tony
Paoli: 56 Votes (11%)
John Thomason 100 Votes (20%)
Jessica Blair 105 Votes (21%)
Paul Dilongo: 31 Votes (6%)
Blake Anthony 30 Votes (6%)
Brandy Laughlin: 32 Votes (6%)
Jordan Miner: 140 Votes (28%)


You
find yourself constantly lying to them about when the movie actually
starts, what time they really need to be at work,
and when they need to show up at your house fully dressed and
ready to go for the night. Sure, you feel a little bad at first,
but desperate times call for desperate measures when you are dealing
with the person who is Most Likely to Always Be Late.
FINAL
RESULTS:
Xania
Woodman: 20 Votes (5%)
Chad Saunders: 105 Votes (25%)
Matt Lindsey: 102 Votes (24%)
Loni Mickelson: 61 Votes (14%)
Kim Vo: 46 Votes (11%)
Tracy Lee: 93 Votes 22%)


For
them, it’s always five o’clock somewhere, and even
the smallest conversational delight can be a civilized reason
to celebrate in kind. “You found that missing sock you’ve
been looking for? Hell yea! Let’s take a shot!” It
doesn’t necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic, but
it without question makes them the Most Likely to be Drinking
on the Job.
FINAL
RESULTS:
Mike
Myers: 51 Votes (10%)
J Roc: 194 Votes (37%)
James Scott: 195 Votes (37%)
Michael Tomes: 22 Votes (4%)
Brandon Grady: 25 Votes (5%)
Larry Murphy: 34 Votes (7%)


Matt
Lindsey takes the low road against his category competitor Chad
Saunders for Most Likely To Always Be Late....



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- Jack Colton